Q: Do you know how to draw?
A: No.
Q: Then why do this?
A: It’s a way to honor my friend who passed away from cancer in August. He said I should do something with the shark cards I had been making for him, so I am continuing to make cards and hoping people will like them.
Q: What is the shark’s name?
A: Richard the Shark, after my friend.
Q: Why sharks?
A: Sharks had been a running joke with Rich during the summer. When he went into the hospital, I didn’t have a card, so I decided to make one with a shark on it. It turned out to be a cheerful but very poorly drawn shark.
Q: Did you know there’s a website called “poorlydrawnsharks”?
A: Yes, a thirteen-year-old boy took one look at my drawings and immediately asked if I was familiar with (and possibly president of) the “poorlydrawnsharks” site. Sheesh.
Q: Why don’t they wear clothes?
A: It’s important to me that anyone be able to look at a card or drawing and not feel excluded by skin tone, gender or orientation.
Q: Are your sharks dangerous to humans?
A. Nope. They are very nice sharks who are pretty much vegetarians, with a lot of cookies on the side. I haven’t worked out the bacon issue yet. I mean – after all, it is BACON.
Q: Do your sharks ride bikes?
A: Of course – this fish needs a bicycle. (Sharks are cartilage fish, not mammals.)